Jade Palmer: The Rebrand

10 Dec

DETAILS

Who — Jason Crocker AKA Jade Palmer
Social — @Travellingagain2025

In Summary — Jade Palmer Convicted sex offender hides behind the transgender mask. He was formally known as Jason Crocker with Articals found online. Jason did the most heinous crimes imaginable. He is due to come off the SOR very soon so he claims!

A Rebrand Nobody Asked For

Introduction / Overview

Right, buckle the fuck in, because this filth parade star Jason crocker — or as he desperately tries to call himself now, “Jayden Palmer” and “Jayde.” A full-blown predator doing the internet equivalent of sticking a wig on a traffic cone and hoping nobody notices the dents. This isn’t just a warning; this is a public service announcement delivered with rage, sarcasm, and the appropriate amount of disgust. Let’s go.

Background

Once upon a time — back when he was still calling himself Jason — this waste of oxygen committed violence so severe the police were originally considering attempted murder charges. That’s how brutal the attack was. Eventually, he was convicted of attempted rape and handed four years in prison. Four years for something that should’ve removed him from the human gene pool entirely. His circle? Oh, just casually best mates with Holly Stanley, another convicted predator. What a charming little club of absolute horrors

Personality & Behaviour

Jason/Jayden/Jayde — pick a fucking name, mate — operates with the same slimy tactics every online wrong’un uses. Fake charm, crocodile-tears, and the personality of a soggy kitchen sponge. Online, they act like some soft-spoken “misunderstood soul,” but underneath it’s all manipulative bullshit. A chameleon with bad intentions, shape-shifting into whatever gets sympathy, validation, or a new victim. They’re constantly rebranding because the last version of themselves always ends the same way: exposed, dangerous, unwanted.

Lies, Manipulation & Family Drama

This is where the bile really rises. Jason thinks changing identity means wiping the slate clean — like trauma is a browser history he can just delete. He lies about who he is, where he lives, what he’s doing, even steals people’s images like a bottom-tier catfish with a criminal record. The latest lie? Claiming he’s living in Spain. Spoiler alert: he’s not. The only “Spain” he’s seen lately is probably on a poster inside a motorway service toilet. The whole “help me move my stuff over” trick? That’s the exact line he used when he Raped — another manipulative tactic, another lie, another setup. He’s predictable and disgusting in equal measure.

Online Behaviour & Accusations

People who repeatedly rebrand online after serious past offences often fall into the same recognisable patterns of behaviour: they create new identities to dodge accountability, fabricate parts of their personal story, and jump between platforms while mirroring whatever personality gets them the most sympathy or attention at the moment. They may hide locations, use deceptive relationship or hardship narratives, steal or misuse photos, and latch onto new online communities as soon as their past catches up with them. When confronted, they typically deflect, deny, or manufacture drama to shift blame, all while seeking out vulnerable people who don’t know their history. This cycle of reinvention, manipulation, and emotional volatility becomes their entire online footprint. This Jason to a T.

Health

Health-wise? Mentally, emotionally, morally — this lad is running on fumes, delusion, and whatever scraps of attention TikTok strangers throw at him. He uses labels and identities like sticking plasters, all to dodge accountability. There’s no healing, no reflection, nothing. Just more pretending, more performing, more avoiding responsibility for the very real damage he’s done.

Public Embarrassments

And let’s not forget the constant roadside breakdowns — literally and metaphorically. He’s been spotted travelling back and forth from Spain, except, plot twist, he never actually made it there. Now he’s apparently stranded somewhere between Canterbury and Herne Bay like a budget Scooby-Doo villain trying not to get unmasked. His own TikTok videos give away his location because subtlety is not something predators excel at. Every time he tries to hide, he does it with the grace of a drunk man trying to climb through a cat flap

Final Thoughts

Changing your name doesn’t change your fucking crimes. Rebranding doesn’t rewrite history. And pretending to be someone new doesn’t erase the danger you still pose. Jason — Jayden — Jayde — whatever the fuck he’s calling himself this week — remains a convicted predator who thrives on deception. The public needs to keep their guard up, the same way they’d guard their drink in a club full of strangers. Because predators don’t retire; they rebrand. And this one’s rebrand is as see-through as clingfilm.

If you’ve read this far: stay alert, stay loud, and don’t let people like this slip through the cracks ever again

Billy Foad