Laura the “Deaf” Singer
DETAILS
Who — Laura Phillips AKA Rachel Tutton
Social — @Lauraphillipearmyofmusic
In Summary — Laura (aka Lauraphillipsarmyofmusic / Rachel Tutton) is an online chaos magnet — known for viral scandals, inconsistent victim stories, and constant drama. Accused of manipulation, lies, and dangerous behaviour, she thrives on attention while leaving a trail of destruction behind her.
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Introduction / Overview
Let’s talk about Laura the “deaf” singer — otherwise known as Lauraphillipsarmyofmusic, real name Rachel Tutton. This is someone who has lost all of her children to social services. Depending on which day you catch her, the excuse changes. Sometimes it’s “because of epilepsy.” Other times she’s admitted it was actually because of abuse. Either way, the kids are not in her care. She calls herself a singer, but let’s be honest — the only talent here is how quickly she can clear a room. Even talent shows told her she was “shit.” Her defence? “Don’t be mean, I’m partially deaf.”
Personality & Behaviour
Laura operates permanently in fight mode. If you don’t agree with her, you’re the enemy. Simple as that. Her daughter has been dragged into the online circus more than once — we’ve seen the doxing, the threats, the screaming matches on live streams. And when Laura isn’t waging war against strangers, she’s creeping on people. She’s even been known to stalk men, going so far as to travel to their hometowns in hopes of a chance encounter.
Lies, Manipulation & Family Drama
Lying is Laura’s second language. She even turns it on her own family. When her mother was in hospital, instead of showing concern, Laura was too busy interrogating her because TikTok told her she was faking. Her relationship with her daughter is no better — emotional blackmail is her weapon of choice. She’s threatened to end her own life just to keep her daughter quiet. She’s admitted to physically assaulting her child. Her daughter has spoken about being dragged so hard she had carpet burns across her back. And let’s not forget the alcohol while pregnant. That one speaks for itself.
Online Behaviour & Accusations
Laura is everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Soundcloud. She calls herself an “expert” but really, she’s an expert in causing chaos. She’s uploaded photos of people without consent, including a DV survivor who had to move home after Laura plastered her image online. She accuses ex-partners of being predators, throws out rape allegations, and casually drops that she has a “non-molestation order” — though the evidence for that is paper-thin. She’s even threatened younger people online, once telling a 19-year-old she’d backhand them. And disturbingly, she’s allowed child moderators in her rooms, including a 14-year-old.
Health, Hypochondria & “Deafness”
Laura parades her health problems like trophies. She flashes “medical receipts,” shows off her prescriptions, and then admits she doesn’t even take the medication properly. She claims to be deaf, but in reality, it’s more likely tinnitus or a blockage. She’s not registered as deaf. But why let reality get in the way of a good victim story? As for her hypochondria — she’s in and out of hospital constantly. The most ridiculous being the time she had her gut “drained.” Honestly, a bit of exercise probably would’ve done the job.
Public Embarrassments
The list goes on. She lost her job at McDonald’s after clashing with a manager. She claims to be a “clean freak” but lives in chaos. She flashed her mum’s bank card on live, then denied it despite her own moderators confirming it. She’s had the police at her door because she was called a “pedalo” on a live stream. And of course, the incident that really sums her up: the blackface. Yes, she went there.
Final Thoughts
Laura is the walking definition of projection. She spews accusations at everyone else — predators, liars, abusers — while embodying every single one of those traits herself. She is racist, manipulative, and deeply unpleasant. She thrives on attention, even if it means humiliating herself or destroying the people closest to her. Her life is a parade of lies, vomited online daily for strangers to pick apart. At the end of the day, Laura isn’t just messy — she’s dangerous. She’s a racist who projects her own sins onto others, a hypocrite who weaponises victimhood, and a nasty human being who has left a trail of destruction behind her.
